House MD206spin

House-isms (let's go!):

House and Stacy are arguing, cuddy interrupt them:

C:"House you got a patient!'

H (to Stacy) : "sorry I can't play anymore, my mummy is calling me"

wondering about the patient's new symptom:

H: "What makes a man drivelling?... Chase! Where you wearing short shorts?"

H:" How am I suppose to practice medecine with a lawyer looking over my shoulder?

C: -Responsibly?!

H : -You know I can't do that!"

H:"Go forth and check his neck!

Chase: -his neck???

H : -or repeat everything I say in question form!"

the patient : "I'm not getting any better...

H (injecting suddenly something):- you're healed!Rise and walk!

the patient: -Are you insane?

H:- it's in the bible, say " yes lord" and start rising and praising!

the patient: what did you do?

H: No, what did you do, Lord!

(...) (after a few minutes the drug stop its effects and the patient falls on the floor)

H: this is exactly why I created nurses (then screaming in the hallway:)CLEAN UP ON AO3!"